I Do Not Exist

I'm Dylan.
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I like music, video games, long distance running and literature.
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Current Favorite Band: Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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Current Favorite Novel: Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
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I am very bad with people (sorry in advance).
System Of A Down

—Chop Suey!

"Father, father, father, father
Father, into your hands I commend my spirit
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
In your eyes forsaken me
In your thoughts forsaken me
In your heart forsaken me, oh

Trust in my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die”

(Source: dotdotjuan, via truckguyandtheroofpeople)

andrewxc:

When Dylan’s hours-old posts shows up on the Tumblr of a preppy grad student in Illinois.

Well.
Damn.

andrewxc:

When Dylan’s hours-old posts shows up on the Tumblr of a preppy grad student in Illinois.

Well.

Damn.

This is your daily reminder that you’re not punk and I’m telling everyone.

paintbyfunction:

theworldisa:

We’re honored to have been asked to join mewithoutYou for their tour celebrating the 10 year anniversary of Catch For Us The Foxes through the west coast of the US. See you soon! Tickets will go on sale Friday April 25th
June 16 Seattle, WA @ Neumos
June 17 Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre
June 19 San Francisco, CA @ Slim’s
June 20 Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
June 21 San Diego, CA @ The Epicentre
June 22 West Hollywood, CA @ The Troubadour
June 23 Phoenix, AZ @ The Crescent Ballroom
June 25 Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
June 26 Austin, TX @ Mohawk
June 27 Dallas, TX @ Prophet Bar

Holy.

Which deity and/or deities do I have to pray and/or make bloody sacrifices to in order to bring this tour to the east coast?

paintbyfunction:

theworldisa:

We’re honored to have been asked to join mewithoutYou for their tour celebrating the 10 year anniversary of Catch For Us The Foxes through the west coast of the US. See you soon! Tickets will go on sale Friday April 25th

  • June 16 Seattle, WA @ Neumos
  • June 17 Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre
  • June 19 San Francisco, CA @ Slim’s
  • June 20 Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
  • June 21 San Diego, CA @ The Epicentre
  • June 22 West Hollywood, CA @ The Troubadour
  • June 23 Phoenix, AZ @ The Crescent Ballroom
  • June 25 Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
  • June 26 Austin, TX @ Mohawk
  • June 27 Dallas, TX @ Prophet Bar

Holy.

Which deity and/or deities do I have to pray and/or make bloody sacrifices to in order to bring this tour to the east coast?

My Russian professor said that the grocery stores in Russia are better than the stores in America and everyone immediately started defending Publix.

This is how you know you’re in a classroom full of Floridians.

10 Poverty Myths, Busted | Mother Jones

america-wakiewakie:

1. Single moms are the problem. Only 9 percent of low-income, urban moms have been single throughout their child’s first five years. Thirty-five percent were married to, or in a relationship with, the child’s father for that entire time.

2. Absent dads are the problem. Sixty percent of low-income dads see at least one of their children daily. Another 16 percent see their children weekly.

3. Black dads are the problem. Among men who don’t live with their children, black fathers are more likely than white or Hispanic dads to have a daily presence in their kids’ lives.

4. Poor people are lazy. In 2004, there was at least one adult with a job in 60 percent of families on food stamps that had both kids and a nondisabled, working-age adult.

5. If you’re not officially poor, you’re doing okay. The federal poverty line for a family of two parents and two children in 2012 was $23,283. Basic needs cost at least twice that in 615 of America’s cities and regions.

6. Go to college, get out of poverty. In 2012, about 1.1 million people who made less than $25,000 a year, worked full time, and were heads of household had a bachelor’s degree.

7. We’re winning the war on poverty. The number of households with children living on less than $2 a day per person has grown 160 percent since 1996, to 1.65 million families in 2011.

8. The days of old ladies eating cat food are over. The share of elderly single women living in extreme poverty jumped 31 percent from 2011 to 2012.

9. The homeless are drunk street people. One in 45 kids in the United States experiences homelessness each year. In New York City alone, 22,000 children are homeless.

10. Handouts are bankrupting us. In 2012, total welfare funding was 0.47 percent of the federal budget.

(via paintbyfunction)